geardrops:

vixyish:

kaijuhearmenow:

I’m happy for you Colbert. You’re going to bring some amazing levity to late night tv. 

But who will fill your shoes? Who will take over command of The Colbert Report?

Why not someone from a show very similar to yours?

Someone who will bring a fresh and unique voice to the political satire community. 

No it’s not another middle aged white male. 

I present to you, 

Jessica Williams. 

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"And all I can see are a bunch of white penises."

please and thank you

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correctivepencilmarks:

On living in the moment:

"So, she suggests at about 3 in the morning that we all run up the Champs-Élysées to the Arc de Triomphe. I guess telling you about that now sounds a little bit exciting and fun, but at the time, I just thought, “Well, why would we do that?” and then, “What’s the point?” and then, “When we get there, then what will we do with our lives?” And I’m sort of analysing what the point of it is, and, “We live that way, and it seems a long way to go,” and everyone else is just not analysing, they’re just running. And I’m running as well, because of the peer pressure, because I’m FUN.”

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Andrew Garfield + films

how about we never let that boy shave his head again

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ohmygeekblog:

bobmarleynephew:

I’ve waited FOREVER for this

Fave moment of Shrek.

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huskies in a basket

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redcap3:

unskinny:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

unfjksala;kd

Morgan has had chronic pain for over 20 years. She got a demerol shot last month and made EXACTLY this face, because suddenly nothing hurt.

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